"College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”"

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

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Tags: lol so true

singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

(via queen-daeny)

Tags: lol

Tags: arrow

foxmouth:

Perpetual Calendar, 2013 | by Arina Pozdnyak

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Tags: pretty

one-eyed-duncan:

pawkitj:

best modern family scene ever

It’s like one of those tumblr posts that just can’t catch a break

(Source: fymodernfamily, via aypotayla)

Tags: lol

hellamyblake:

dobraeva:

*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*

image

(Source: panerasexual, via almost-humanoid)

Tags: lol

coexistwithmutants:

If it WERE one Universe.. I learned 2 things about US History this summer.

1. Bucky Barnes shot JFK

2. Magneto took the fall

(via kxtiebishop)

Tags: marvel lol

(Source: arminnies, via kxtiebishop)

Tags: doctor who

Tags: himym